Top ten reasons for Sammy to bark

1. The neighbors drove past our house. The garbage truck drove past. Somebody else drove past…and another guy. Then another guy drove past!

2. He sees his reflection in the window:  “Hey, there’s another yellow dog here! It looks just like me!”

3. Water is dripping from the edge of the roof. It’s so darn annoying…

4. Something big and brown is in the front yard. Turkeys!

5. A deer had the audacity to walk past his backyard fence.

6. A pine cone fell on the roof. It could be a terrorist attack.

7. Another car went by on the road. It sounded like a ramp-up to a home invasion.

8. A Jehovah’s Witness came to the door. Well, okay, that’s a good reason.

9. It’s Thurday…no, it’s Friday!

10. A dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do!


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